LOTS OF FREE MEDIA OPPS & The Most Controversial Thing I’ve Ever Written (But That’s Behind A Paywall)

You might hate me for this, but I'm right.

It’s the best time to become famous. It’s the worst time to have zero tact. I fall into the second category in this post.

Before I get into today’s post, let me say: Yes, I am in Los Angeles, and I am safe. I’m also very lucky. For those who aren’t as fortunate, I posted an article on Forbes yesterday that shared information about where fire victims can get free furniture, baby gear, other essentials, and services. It took forever to compile, even with a lot of help. Here’s the link—please share it.

Also, follow me on Instagram because, despite all of this, I am a true opportunist, which is what the paywalled part of this post is about.

It’s been a long week. As someone who rarely feels affected by the news or current events, I can only describe this as feeling the energy of tens of thousands of people’s worst nightmares coming true. I am totally exhausted yet wired. LA will never go back to how it was.

Okay...

A few things. If you’re a free subscriber, I’ve got tons of opportunities for you below. But the very controversial advice I’m about to give is behind a paywall. And honestly? No one else will tell you this. I’m going to shit-talk a celeb who is the queen of getting media attention during tragic times and share how to adapt her strategy for your clients. And no, it’s not Spedi, but I talk about them too.

Media Opps: SO MANY GREAT OPPS HERE.

Please use Substack + Article Title as the subject line.

Real Simple: Here’s Why Your Bedroom Looks Outdated According To Interior Designers- Due 1/17 at 8:00 am PST

Would love to know why your bathroom looks outdated. Still using a shower curtain? Tuscan tiles? Old towels? Would love to hear from designers.

Real Simple: These Will Be the Top Bedroom Paint Colors in 2025, According to Designers- Due 1/18 at 8:00 am PST

Would love colors as well as specific paint shades. Don’t forget to tell me the brand. Why are these colors good for bedrooms?

Real Simple: Things Your Kitchen Doesn’t Need This Year- Due 1/20 at 8:00 am PST

Broken gadgets, that veggie spiralizer you no longer use (remember those?), expired spices, chipped mugs, etc. Would love to hear from pro organizers but maybe open to a chef.

Real Simple: Ways To Make A Dark Room Feel Brighter- Due 1/20 at 8:00 am PST

Would love to hear tips from designers. No need to pitch your clients. Just share idea. Paint? Sheer curtains? Specific colors? White furniture?

Real Simple: Home Items Designers Secretly Love Buying from Dollar Tree- Due 1/20 8:00 PST

What home items do designers (and I’m also open to DIY people) like buying from Dollar Tree or other dollar stores?

Forbes: Bathroom Design Trends Going Away In 2025. Due 1/21 at 8:00 am PST

It’s the updated version of this article. What trends are going away and why? Don’t pitch me your clients, just have them share. Open to anything, but a few things I can think of are what tiles are going out of style, colors, types of hardware, flooring, wallpaper, etc.

Real Simple: Interior Designers Say Never Do This- Due 1/21 8:00 PST

What are the biggest mistakes people make? I’m thinking buying furniture without measuring the room, putting a bed in a corner, buying furniture from only one place, etc. Just have your designers share commentary. No need to pitch me specific designers.

Real Simple: Should You Install Your Television Over The Fireplace? Designers Answer This Question Once And For All- Due 1/24 at 8:00am PST

No need to pitch me specific designers but want any and all thoughts on this? Is it ever okay? Could it be dangerous? I am sure your clients have opinions.

Real Simple: How To Discourage Skunks From Settling In Your Yard- Due 1/25 at 8:00am PST

Any skunk experts? Yard experts? Help your girl here.